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If you’ve already got the game you might have different questions on your mind.
I WANT THE GAME
What is The Dick Sits?
It’s a silly party card game where you play the role of a Butt with the goal of sitting on Dicks. Each Dick is rated with a Dickficulty, while each Butt has a Stretch Value that you level up through the game.
When is The Dick Sits available?
The successful Kickstarter Campaign launched in June with games being fulfilled in Q4 2024.
The Dick Sits will be sold through our webshop. Availability depends on your region as we work with multiple fulfillment partners to provide more local purchasing experiences across the globe.
I HAVE THE GAME
How do I put the Dice Tower Together?
The design of this component we sent to the manufacturer had numbers and a drawing on the surrounding cardboard, but due to a redesign to match their machinery this got lost. As a result, we understand how many of you will struggle to put this together, so here’s a step-by-step guide on how to make this up:
What printing mistakes are in the game?
While we would have hoped to catch all things during the review process, we have an issue we didn’t notice until it was too late.
- On the back of the Deluxe Box it mentions the game includes a Game Board – this should say Box (there is no board in the game)
Can other players only use drawer cards that make a sit harder, or also drawer cards that make it easier, to essentially help the current player?
Yes, other players can play cards to help the current player. This can be done for many reasons such as to support a 2nd place contender or to encourage a successful sit to prevent the current dick from being passed forwards.
Who can look at the dice after rolling it before drawer cards are played?
No-one should be able to see the dice result before it is revealed to all players. This includes the player who rolled the dice.
What happens if you have more than 4 drawer cards at the end of your turn?
If you have more than 4 and you discard 1 you cannot draw a new one (you may only go up to 4).
Do cards with “remain on the table until discarded or replaced” affect all players?
Cards on the table will affect all actions involving the target of the card (a card targeting a butt will only affect that player, but one affecting a dick would affect all players trying to sit on the dick).
How is it possible to have multiple visible dicks?
There are instances where multiple dicks are visible, such as:
- Phone app drawer card
- Vinyl sheet drawer card (if the other visible dick is not removed)
If a player successfully sits on more than one dick, what happens to their stretch value? (And if it fails?)
If there is more than one dick on the table and you successfully sit you increase one stretch for each dick.
Similarly, if the attempt fails, you reduce your stretch by 1 for each dick.
If you steal a turn, do you steal a dice roll that has already been made?
Unless specified when you steal a turn you start the turn from 0, effectively ending the turn of the previous player (the one you steal the turn from): they recharge their hand, discard cards that need to be discarded at the end of the turn and start the turn as if you were the next player.
What order are drawer cards played in?
Drawer cards should be played out with a first-come-first-serve order.
How many drawer cards can be played per person?
Players can play as many cards as they want. I don’t believe it makes sense to force players to play any cards as not all cards can be played so the rules would need to be bloated for these instances.
When do players pick up new drawer cards (refill their hands)?
Players only refill their hands at the end of their own turn.
Players may always recharge unless they roll a 6 (or get an anal tear through another means).
How do you discard cards?
Discarded cards are placed in a discard pile – not to the bottom of the deck
What do you do if there is a visible dick from a previous failed sit attempt?
Players must sit on the visible dick(s) unless there are none visible and then they draw a new dick
Attempting to sit on an existing dick works exactly the same way as a new dick – the player rolls the dice and drawer cards may be played
Do you remove all active drawer cards at the end of your turn?
No, there are many drawer cards that can survive multiple turns.
- Items like the Dildo and Butt plug remain in place (although only 1 at a time)
- Items being placed on the dicks also remain in the event the dick stays for multiple turns
When does the game end?
The game ends when drawer cards cannot be drawn, not if players have used all of their cards.
Which rules take precedence between the core rulebook and rules on cards?
New rules on cards generally have precedence over normal game rules
The rules on the dick cards don’t have supreme precedence. For example, if a player rolls 6 they cannot recharge, even if the dick card says they can recharge up to 5 cards in their hand
Typically the most restrictive rule takes precedence over permissible rules.
Who is affected when a drawer card targets a player?
Targeting a player means the card affects the players actions
Most drawer cards affect a single dick or butt (player’s character). A cock ring for example increases the dickficulty of 1 dick even if multiple are visible. There are very few exceptions which clearly state that all dicks are impacted – such as the porn video.
Why doesn’t the active player reveal their own dice roll?
The next player reveals the dice instead of the current player to prevent overly competitive players from controlling gameplay too much and preventing counter play to their own actions
Is the first round different from subsequent rounds?
While the rulebook describes the first round, this is played identically to subsequent rounds with the only exception that there cannot already be a visible dick from the previous player in the first turn.
This means that the first player may not recharge if they have an anal tear.
The Scat card has an icon of a person with a dice icon in it. What does this mean?
This is a misprint of sorts. It was an idea we had during the development of the expansion, but dropped it as we felt the dice didn’t add anything to the card so we left it out elsewhere.
