The Dick Sits
If it fits…
…I sits
The crazy card game where if it fits, you sits!
The Ultimate Quest for DICK DOMINATION
“The Dick Sits” is quite possibly the most outrageous card game ever! Are you ready to embark on a horny and insatiable adventure as a BUTT? Given the holy quest to become the ultimate conqueror by sitting on all the DICKS in the land… Earn your position at the top by stretching your hole to the maximum and sitting on more than your fellow players!
― Are you sure you’re ready to find out?
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From Butts with a “Stretch Value” to Dicks with a “Dickficulty”, this game has more than you bargained for!
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How it works
Gameplay That Takes the Cake: Prepare yourself for an outrageously funny gameplay experience with “Dick Sits”!
The rules are simple, but the laughter is anything but. Here’s how it goes:
1. Draw a Dick (if no Dick is visible) and Choose Sit or Sh*t
2. If Sitting – Roll the Dice & Play Drawer Cards
3. Reveal the Dice & Calculate Win/Lose
4. Anal Tear Alert when you roll a 6
5. If Sh**ing you discard the Dick and relax your stretch
6. Recharge your Drawer Cards